The Headlines: After the First Real Day of College Football

Here are my headlines for the teams of the Pac-10 conference after the first day of college football:

• Arizona: 70 Reasons Why the Wildcats Looked For Real (But May Not Be)
• Arizona State: Carpenter: Why Can't We Play These I-AA School All the Time?
• California: Maybe Nate Longshore Can Start if He Just Hands the Ball Off All the Time
• Oregon: We Don't Need No Stinkin' First- or Second-String QB to Beat on the Huskies
• USC: Bring on the Buckeyes
• Washington: Woes Us. Woes Willingham's Job
• Wazzu: Let's Review How to Run an Offense