The Headlines: Week 3, The Pac Suck

What a banner day for the Pac-10, if you're Southern California and Oregon State.

We all saw Oregon squeak by Purdue (?!), California lost to Maryland (?!), Arizona State lost to UNLV (?!), Washington lost to Oklahoma, UCLA got thumped by BYU and supposed surprise team Arizona lost to New Mexico (?!).

What awesome week for the "Conference of Champions." To the headlines:

• Arizona: So...Goodbye Stoops?
• Arizona State: Uhhhhhhh...
  
• California: Back to Reality
• Oregon: Let's Leave on Thursdays For These Long Road Trips
• Oregon State: Things Aren't That Bad...When You Play Hawaii
• Stanford: Back to Reality, Part 2
• UCLA: Back to Reality, Part 3
  
• USC: Punching Our Tickets to Miami Already
  
• Washington: Why Us?
• Washington State: Officially the Worst Team...Probably Ever