So here's my quasi college football preview. Now let me explain this. One of the best (or worst) things I've ever had to do while working at the Daily Cal was come up with headlines for stories. Most were very cliche. Some were good. A lot were bad.
And some of the good ones that I thought of, well, they weren't PG enough to run in the paper.
So, I come at you uncensored. Every week, I'll give you "headlines" for all the Pac-10 schools and some of the bigger news in college football.
But today, I give you headlines for a promising season for all Pac-10 schools and then give you my predicted headline for those post-season write-ups of what actually happened. Enjoy.
Season Previewed:
- Arizona: Can Stoop's Squad Finally Make it to the Promise Land?
- Arizona State: Be-Deviling the Rose Bowl Hopes
- California: Longshore Out, Riley In, Forget About Last Season
- Oregon: Costa Out, Panic Ensues
- Oregon State: Beavers Are Never Over-Hyped
- Stanford: Harbaugh Putting His Money Where His Mouth Is
- UCLA: Please Rick, Don't Fuck This Up
- USC: Ain't No One Gonna Stop Us Now
- Washington: Jake Locker For Heisman
- Wazzu: How Did We Get to the Rose Bowl in the Late '90s?
- Bonus Headline for Georgia: Lovable Losers Are Finally No. 1
- Arizona: Wildcats Finally Beardown on Stoops, Give Him the Axe
- Arizona State: BCS Dreams Wilted in Desert Heat
- California: Longshore Really Was the Right Choice in Holiday Bowl Victory
- Oregon: Costa Still Out for Next Year, Panic Ensues
- Oregon State: No Quarterbacks = No Bowl
- Stanford: Harbaugh Jumps Sinking Ship, Gets Job With Big Ten Lightweight
- UCLA: The Los Angeles Football Dynasty IS Over, But Look What Happened After 2006
- USC: Boring...Another Rose Bowl Blowout Win
- Washington: Bye Bye Ty
- Wazzu: And We Couldn't Even Beat Stanford
- Georgia: So Tim Tebow IS That Good
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